It has to be said again but Halloween is probably one of my favourite things I am looking forward to during the whole year. After Christmas of course. For day ten which the prompt is “jokes”, the only thing I could think of is Halloween jokes. If you are into these kind of jokes and want a laugh on a Tuesday evening, then read on. I am no good at telling jokes myself.
I have done a bit of research on these jokes and selected my top ten. Enjoy. 🙂
Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
They have no body to love
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffins.
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person’s corn flakes?
A cereal killer.
What did the ghost say when the skeleton lied to him?
“I can see right through you.”
Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, “A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?”
“Be a gentleman and roll them back to her.”
Where do ghosts buy their food?
At the ghost-ery store!
What kind of streets do zombies live on?
Dead-ends.
Why don’t you eat ghosts?
They’ll go right through you.
What did the jack-o’-lantern say to the other jack-o’-lantern when they were on their way to a Halloween party?
”Let’s get glowing.”
What kind of TV do you find inside a haunted house?
A wide scream TV
Do you know any good jokes? Don’t have to Halloween related.
Brilliant! Loved the ‘roll her eyes’ one haha x